I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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