I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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