dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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