5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Randomize
