Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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