Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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