so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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