are you still at the devil's house?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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