there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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