If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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