if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
