kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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