I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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