Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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