I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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