Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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