fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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