i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Pants are for mortals
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
