Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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