I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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