I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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