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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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