I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
