So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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