I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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