he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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