You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
