Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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