This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Randomize
