i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
