you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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