When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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