You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Randomize