SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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