awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
MIDGETS
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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