I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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