From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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