just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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