True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
