I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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