oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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