This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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