The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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