I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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