Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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