Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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