I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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