she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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