Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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