Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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