She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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