why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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