i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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