Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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